Gears Out Hide a Dad 2000 Technology for Embarrassing Dads Hide Your Dad Now Perfect for Movies and Public Outings Revolutionary Teen Technology One Size Fits Most

A REVOLUTION IN EMBARRASSING DAD CONCEALMENT Does your dorky dad have bad hair a weird smile or a face in general This breathable hair and beard net combo is what every kid has been dreaming of since the beginning of offspring Not only will you be able to cover up any of your dads identifiable features but hell still be able to breathe and pay for things too Its safe and effective PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK PLEASE In just seconds any dad from average everyday Joe to super geek can be transformed into an anonymous totally NOT related to you random dude FREE BLINDFOLD FOR EXTREME OPERATIONS Sometimes desperate times call for extreme measures When something major is going on like you happen to run into that special guy or gal youve had an eye on this free eye mask for men will take care of any unsightly mortifying common dad features like eyes too SO MANY USES YOULL WONDER HOW YOU SURVIVED WITHOUT IT Be the envy of every other kid in the neighborhood This awesome piece of tech will keep people from seeing what a nerd your dad is at the movies sleepovers school drop offs trips to the store on vacation and so much more INSTANT RELIEF GUARANTEED The best feature of the HideaDad 2000 is how fast it works Effortlessly disguise any nerd dad in seconds Its as simple as wrestling it onto his head